Sunday, 26 August 2012


When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree. 

Marriage Is A Relationship In Which 1 Person Is Always Right And The Other Is Always Husband. 

You Can't Buy Love But You Pay Heavily For It. 

Wife And Husband Always Compromise, Husband Admits That He's Wrong And Wife Too Agrees With Him. 

Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To 
Speak..! XP=P

Monday, 20 August 2012

"SIT & STUDY"
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D above stunts are performed by
trained professionals under controlled
environments. Please DON'T TRY THIS
AT HOME , SCHOOL OR ANY WHERE :- )
height of addiction

in college form,

when asked about 

"permanent address"

a student wrote 

"www.facebook.com"
EPIC
School vs College

School:
pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale!!
College:
Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena
huwa

School:
class mein enter hone se pehle:
ma'am may i come in?
College:
bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga ke
class se bahar!!

School:
Bag mein har subject ki books!!
College:
yaar ek paper toh phar ke de

School: class test mein star!!
College :full moon hi naseeb hota hai yaar!!

School : listen i like her!!
College : sambhal ke dekh, bhabhi hai teri !!
want to be 1st in ur class ?

                                              tips
1    wake up everyday at 5 am
2    drink tea or coffee
3    go to school at 6 am, and nobody 
will be there in ur class !!
     
                                    you are 1st in ur class
TO BE SURE IF HITTING D
TARGET IN UR LIFE
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SHOOT FIRST
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& WATEVER U HIT
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CALL IT D TARGET!!!
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THATS CALLED ATTITUDE!
FACEBOOK is the second famous word

which starts with "F" & ends with "K"
why is facebook such a hit?

= it works on d priciple dat 
"ppl r more interested in others lyf den their own! =)

"a real fact" (:
a man asked fairy to make him desirable & irrestible to all women

she turned him into a CREDIT CARD